{"id":274,"date":"2011-04-26T23:03:42","date_gmt":"2011-04-27T07:03:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/?page_id=274"},"modified":"2022-11-12T03:43:11","modified_gmt":"2022-11-12T11:43:11","slug":"the-unprofessional-baker","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/?page_id=274","title":{"rendered":"The Unprofessional Baker"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h1 class=\"has-large-font-size wp-block-heading\"><strong>un\u2022pro\u2022fes\u2022sion\u2022al<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-heading\">(adjective)<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"has-normal-font-size wp-block-list\">\n<li>\n<h4>Not professional; not pertaining to or characteristic of a profession.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\n<h4>At variance with or contrary to professional standards or ethics; not befitting members of a profession, as language, behavior or conduct.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\n<h4>Not belonging to a profession; nonprofessional.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">dictionary.com<\/a><\/em> I could have said &#8220;novice&#8221; or &#8220;nonprofessional&#8221;, but I describe myself as &#8220;unprofessional&#8221; because <em>I am<\/em> unprofessional by definition.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t bake for a living.&nbsp; Language, behavior and conduct? Totally unprofessional.&nbsp; I can be a certified sick-o with a twisted sense of humor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kitchen? Not an up-to-code, certified &#8220;clean&#8221; kitchen.&nbsp; Though I think my borderline OCD and obsession with dishtowels ensures my workspace is a lot cleaner than some of the professional workspaces out there, despite the fact that I have 2 Labs who relish in licking spilled sugar and frosting off the kitchen floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/217349_1032065692022_9261_n.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"323\" data-id=\"276\" src=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/217349_1032065692022_9261_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-276\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/217349_1032065692022_9261_n.jpg 400w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/217349_1032065692022_9261_n-300x242.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Yes, that&#8217;s a Turkey Cake<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00647.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"279\" src=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00647-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00647-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00647-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Key Ingredients:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was born and raised in Hawaii, on the island of Maui, in the tiny town of Haiku.&nbsp;&nbsp; No, we didn&#8217;t wear hula skirts or live in grass huts.&nbsp; Yes, we had real bathrooms.&nbsp; At my mom&#8217;s side, I was an avid gardener, nature lover and pet-fanatic, who enjoyed getting grubby in the dirt as much as I enjoyed getting grubby in the kitchen. My how things have changed&#8230; I still enjoy gardening, but am not a fan of being in the &#8220;dangers&#8221; of nature for very long.&nbsp; I prefer getting covered in frosting and edible glitter to dirt and mud in the backyard, but am OK with it once in a while. I currently live in Pacifica, CA with The Husband and 2 dogs&#8211;Peanut and Azuki.&nbsp; On a clear day, you can see the Farlalon islands from my front yard, and on a crappy day, you can see me inside, in my blankets, cuddling with the dogs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Letting the Dough Rise:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have been cooking and baking since before I could truly reach the counter top.&nbsp; My mom had a stool for me that was aptly named &#8220;Jenny&#8217;s Stool&#8221; so I could help her in the kitchen.  I just laughed out loud typing &#8220;Jenny&#8217;s Stool&#8221; &#8211;I told you, I&#8217;m sick.&nbsp; She taught me kitchen basics, cleanliness, and inadvertently to be hyper-critical of my efforts.&nbsp; Mom was and is an amazing, experimental, use-what-you-got kind of cook.&nbsp; She taught me to knead bread, make tortillas, how to substitute ingredients when you had the wrong stuff, and never be afraid to modify.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-Cooking-w-mom.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"675\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"160\" src=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-Cooking-w-mom-675x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-160\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-Cooking-w-mom-675x1024.jpg 675w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-Cooking-w-mom-197x300.jpg 197w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-Cooking-w-mom-528x800.jpg 528w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-Cooking-w-mom.jpg 1272w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-Cooking.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"733\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"284\" src=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-Cooking-733x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-Cooking-733x1024.jpg 733w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-Cooking-214x300.jpg 214w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-Cooking-573x800.jpg 573w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-Cooking.jpg 1352w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 733px) 100vw, 733px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I learned from her that cooking and baking, while science, is still a fluid art form.&nbsp; She taught me to cook with my senses, not just according to the recipes.&nbsp; To this day, I prefer to do things by hand so I can &#8220;feel&#8221; if the dough or batter is the right consistency.&nbsp; At an early age, I learned how to handle myself in the kitchen, and by the time I was in grade school, I was helping her whenever possible, learning along the way. Mom was and is a &#8220;from scratch&#8221; cook and baker, and so am I.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-3 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/4yr-bday-blue-dress.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"722\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"304\" src=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/4yr-bday-blue-dress-722x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/4yr-bday-blue-dress-722x1024.jpg 722w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/4yr-bday-blue-dress-211x300.jpg 211w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/4yr-bday-blue-dress.jpg 1344w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 722px) 100vw, 722px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bunny-cake2-5th-bday.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"708\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"306\" src=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bunny-cake2-5th-bday-708x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bunny-cake2-5th-bday-708x1024.jpg 708w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bunny-cake2-5th-bday-207x300.jpg 207w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bunny-cake2-5th-bday-553x800.jpg 553w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bunny-cake2-5th-bday.jpg 1328w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 708px) 100vw, 708px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/3rd-Bday-1980.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"713\" data-id=\"303\" src=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/3rd-Bday-1980-1024x713.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/3rd-Bday-1980-1024x713.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/3rd-Bday-1980-300x209.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/3rd-Bday-1980.jpg 1952w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-baking.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"684\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"282\" src=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-baking-684x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-baking-684x1024.jpg 684w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-baking-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenn-baking.jpg 1304w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 684px) 100vw, 684px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Frosting-cake.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"706\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Frosting-cake-706x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Frosting-cake-706x1024.jpg 706w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Frosting-cake-207x300.jpg 207w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Frosting-cake.jpg 1313w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 706px) 100vw, 706px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\">There are some things that taste better when bought or made from a box, and I can appreciate all things food, no matter what, but I take pride in the fact that I can make a lot of things from scratch and prefer to do so.&nbsp;  I like to have full control of the flavor and what goes on in my kitchen and into the food I make.&nbsp;&nbsp; I completely see the value in store-bought marzipan, fondant and gum paste.&nbsp; I will never make fondant again&#8211; what a pain in the ass.&nbsp; But I will always try to make something at least once, on my own just to see if I can do it or if it tastes better. I inherited Grandma&#8217;s recipes and cookbooks, and one of the highest compliments I&#8217;ve ever gotten was from my cousin who said that something I made was &#8220;just like Grandma&#8217;s&#8221;.&nbsp; I love full-color pictured in cookbooks (aka food porn) and get inspired by food, flavors and watching the Food Network.&nbsp; Oftentimes, discussions with friends at dinner or lunch are actually <em>about food<\/em> while we&#8217;re eating.&nbsp; Ahh, the gluttony.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Bake Until Golden Brown<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;ll ever want to do this for a living, as baker&#8217;s hours are too early for me (I&#8217;m <em>soo<\/em> not a morning person&#8211; I&#8217;m a night-owl as you&#8217;ll see form the time stamps on my posts.)&nbsp; I don&#8217;t have confidence that I could create beauty on command.&nbsp; If I take on a paid project, it&#8217;s through word of mouth only&#8211; as I said above, I do not have a licensed kitchen&#8211;and in truth you may find a dog hair from time to time despite my cleanliness.&nbsp; And of course, I tend to under-sell myself and my abilities because, well, I&#8217;m unprofessional.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Bear-cookie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-305\" src=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Bear-cookie-300x215.jpg\" alt=\"Bear cookie\" width=\"240\" height=\"172\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Bear-cookie-300x215.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Bear-cookie-1024x737.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Bear-cookie.jpg 1888w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Read more! <a title=\"The Story Behind CAKEooh\" href=\"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/?page_id=218\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Story Behind CAKEooh<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Contact Info:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Feel free to comment on my blog, write me, or send pictures! You can email me at <a href=\"mailto:jc@jlkching.wpcomstaging.com\">jc@jlkching.wpcomstaging.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>un\u2022pro\u2022fes\u2022sion\u2022al (adjective) Source: dictionary.com I could have said &#8220;novice&#8221; or &#8220;nonprofessional&#8221;, but I describe myself as &#8220;unprofessional&#8221; because I am unprofessional by definition.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t bake for a living.&nbsp; Language, behavior and conduct? Totally unprofessional.&nbsp; I can be a certified sick-o with a twisted sense of humor. Kitchen? 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