{"id":229,"date":"2013-12-20T12:21:03","date_gmt":"2013-12-20T20:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/?p=229"},"modified":"2013-12-20T02:23:25","modified_gmt":"2013-12-20T10:23:25","slug":"thanks-a-lot-10-cent-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cakeooh.com\/?p=229","title":{"rendered":"Thanks a lot, 10 cent bag&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some random pre-holiday ranting may take place&#8211; be forewarned.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My post-black Friday (brack fu-rai-day-ooh) trip to Target is making me paranoid about stolen data &amp; credit card information.\n<ul>\n<li>Considering the purchase was for Toys for Tots, do the positive possibilities cancel the negative?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>If &#8220;they&#8221; (not just Target) are going to charge me\u00a0 ten cents for a bag, it better not godd@m break on me and cause me to drop an expensive bottle of wine that I got for a gift<\/li>\n<li>People are agro jerks this time of year.\n<ul>\n<li>Maybe if their banking information was &#8220;safe&#8221; they wouldn&#8217;t be?<\/li>\n<li>Or perhaps it&#8217;s having a 10 cent bag bust open while lugging packages to the door from the car and having wine explode at your feet that&#8217;s the problem?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nothing is a spirit killer more than pissed off people at a store.\u00a0 Make it worse, pissed off people at a higher-end, gourmet grocery store who are just angry and entitled normally.\u00a0 The only thing I can think of that might be worse is Rainbow Grocery right before Thanksgiving (annoyed, vegan hippies who won&#8217;t be eating happy poultry anytime soon and just want their friggin&#8217; hemp chips).\u00a0 Seriously, in all scenarios, it&#8217;s inevitable you&#8217;ll be run over by a cart.\u00a0 This wonderful sharing of holiday spirit took place at lunch today, where a pack of well-to-do &#8220;geris&#8221; (as MOTU would say), repeatedly cornered me with their carts to the point where I literally couldn&#8217;t get out of the way fast enough.\u00a0 I had my back pressed up against the apple display at Draegers in Palo Alto, trying to make myself as small as possible, while 3 ladies tried to cram their carts past each other and me without a smile or an &#8220;excuse me&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Add this wonderful outpouring to goodwill towards mankind to the whole drama with Target&#8217;s security breach and I&#8217;m a happy girl.\u00a0 Normally, I do not set foot in stores between Thanksgiving and Christmas if I can help it, but it was for a good cause (Toys for Tots) and I had to grab a toy.\u00a0 This was around 12\/1&#8230;I&#8217;ve been watching my bank accounts like a hawk, and I <em>think<\/em> I&#8217;m ok, but I&#8217;m on amber alert with my information security.\u00a0 Tech is not my friend these days (I&#8217;m going for my 2nd re-image of my work computer in a 3 week time span), so you can&#8217;t blame a sister for being a bit paranoid.\u00a0 Did I mention my cell phone has hit the skids and the charging port no longer works?\u00a0 Yeah, replacement cellphone will be here Saturday, until then it&#8217;s about charging my battery in The Husband&#8217;s phone so I can play Candy Crush like a civilized human being.<\/p>\n<p>Back to Draegers.\u00a0 I bough a few loaves of <a title=\"challah!\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Challah\" target=\"_blank\">Challah<\/a> bread and a loaf of cinnamon bread with big plans to make bread pudding this weekend, for Christmas.\u00a0 Being that it was lunch, I totally forgot my tote bag and thought, &#8220;shucks, it&#8217;s ten cents. I can use that sucker again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Which brings me to the angel on top of the Christmas tree.\u00a0 I tucked a couple of gifts I received from work into said bag in order to transport things efficiently from my trunk to my dining room table.\u00a0 Literally 5 feet away.\u00a0 Both bag handles popped off (shitty adhesive) and the contents of the bag dumped out onto the pavement, and a bottle of wine from a co-worker exploded onto the sidewalk.\u00a0 We&#8217;re talking 3 loaves of bread, 1 wine bottle, an empty coffee thermos.\u00a0 5 feet.\u00a0 Awesome.<\/p>\n<p>Yet this shall not kill my Christmas spirit.\u00a0 I am making bread pudding with caramel sauce this weekend.\u00a0 You can take your broken wine bottle, computer crashing, grocery cart geri-jam and stick it you know where.\u00a0 I am counting my blessings in this trying time of year.\u00a0 I will not embrace the annual curse this time.\u00a0 What&#8217;s been awesome:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I had a cronut.<\/li>\n<li>My cookie boxes are starting to show up and people are enjoying my treats<\/li>\n<li>I have some vacay to look forward to.<\/li>\n<li>I have good friends and a loving family.<\/li>\n<li>My smelly dogs are getting washed this weekend so they can be cuddled again.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I realize these are total first-world problems.\u00a0 I have nothing to complain about.\u00a0 At least I have the money to be shopping for gourmet bread at a gourmet grocery store during my lunch hour.\u00a0 Someone at my company who I did not expect to give me a gift, gave me a nice bottle of alcohol. I live in a time where I hear about a possible breach of information security <em>before<\/em> funds go missing from my bank account.\u00a0 I live in a city that is progressive, environmentally conscious and aware about what plastic bags do to the environment and has mads LAWS about it.\u00a0 For god&#8217;s sake&#8211; I know someone who overnight-ed me a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">pastry.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Nope, no curse here.\u00a0 It&#8217;s all about perspective right now.\u00a0 So I&#8217;m going to suck it up, bake something that I want to eat, and enjoy a less-expensive but equally tasty bottle of wine this weekend.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll even hope the best for the geris.\u00a0 You know why? I&#8217;m lucky.\u00a0 I&#8217;m happy.\u00a0 And it&#8217;s the holidays.\u00a0 If you can&#8217;t enjoy the holidays, WTF?<\/p>\n<p>What are you going to do?\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some random pre-holiday ranting may take place&#8211; be forewarned. My post-black Friday (brack fu-rai-day-ooh) trip to Target is making me paranoid about stolen data &amp; credit card information. Considering the purchase was for Toys for Tots, do the positive possibilities cancel the negative? 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